| How come when you ask people what are their goals, no one ever says to get into heaven? |
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| Just won $13.6 Millon dollars in a Mastercard Lottery. I'm going to quit my job first thing tomorrow morning. See email http://bit.ly/DzNyf |
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| Just posted a new #article for step #5 from "16 Ways to get More #Twitter #Followers" http://bit.ly/eSBFS |
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| Proof that Microsoft #Excel doesn't suck. http://bit.ly/5tIni |
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| Just posted a new article for step #4 from "16 Ways to get More Twitter Followers" http://bit.ly/O2tee |
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| #Video showing how to add a #twitter account in 1 minute. http://bit.ly/11F1Sw. |
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| I just broke 25,000 #followers. Wow that was easy. Thanks Twixcel http://bit.ly/12c3cC |
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| Just posted a blog entry for step # 3 from "16 Ways to Get More Twitter Followers" http://bit.ly/1MFKG "Balance is the key" |
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| Just posted a blog entry for step # 1 from "16 Ways to Get More Twitter Followers" http://bit.ly/9VnhT. Please leave a comment. Thx. |
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| Just posted a blog entry for step # 2 from "16 Ways to Get More Twitter Followers" http://bit.ly/48DlOW. Please leave a comment. Thx. |
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| Just wrote an article "16 Ways to Get More Twitter Followers" http://bit.ly/YM1yx |
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| My son is going to the driving range but he's not old enough to drive. |
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| testing 1 2 3, testing 1 2 3. What happened to 4? |
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| Dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. So the US hasn't lost all of its manufacturing jobs. |
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| Before you sign up for anything where you're giving out your credit card, make sure to google for the serivce with word scam |
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| If you think Microsoft #Excel sucks see this video, it should change your mind http://bit.ly/5tIni |
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| Watching a misbehaving dog. Doesn't everyone know about Ceasar Milan "The Dog Whisperer"? http://bit.ly/uegFe |
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| Do you have offsite backups of your important computers files or is there a disaster waiting to happen? |
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| Our money says "In God We Trust" If you can't trust God who can you trust? |
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| Tweet often but not too often |
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| I find the flashing (animated Gifs) very annoying for people's picture. I don't think Twitter should allow them. What do you think? |
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| Innovation doesn't come from customers, it comes from producers'' #quote Doug Hall |
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| If your tweet isn't neat, don't repeat, just delete, how sweet |
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| When going on an interview, answer questions with the fewest possible words. Don't ramble, stay focused. |
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| What's your MIT? (not the college) "Most Important Task". Success = Working on your MIT. Are you working on your MIT today? |
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| Just posted a video on youtube on a tool I developed called logger which improves your productivity http://bit.ly/3SIRp1 |
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| #howmanypeople piss out bubble gum into a urinal? How do they do it? |
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| Is it ok to #spam people for a product that stops #spam? |
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| I guess everyone's asleep, so I'll turn out the lights and listen to Ringo sing me to sleep http://bit.ly/Jf5iz |
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| Would you rather have a sports trophy or a trophy wife? |
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| How to manage 26 twitter screen names? Automation http://bit.ly/UoXKu |
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| Baseball players point up to the sky (heaven) when they ht a home run. Should they point down when they strike out? |
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| Twitter tip: If you like a tweet don't just reply ,RT (Retweet) it. |
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| When did "used cars" become "pre-owned vehicles"? Are they called "Pre-owned vehicle" Salesmen? |
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| Time saving tip: Go to lunch at 11:45 am, to beat crowds and save 5 minutes waiting with the crowd. It's obvious but most people don't do it |
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| Good morning all tweeters! What's the most important thing for you to accomplish today. Tell me and then go do it. |
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| "Crime doesn't pay but #automation does" #quote - Scott Kravatz |
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| If you see a small daddy long legs spider is it called a baby long legs? |
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| My son's friend, 11 years old, put this very funny sports video together. It's amazing what kids can do http://bit.ly/3UMIIz |
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| "Solve people's problems and you''ll never have a money problem" #quote - Scott Kravatz |
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| Using an egg timer and I'm actually boiling eggs |
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| The problem with Twitter is it's so much fun I don't get anything else done |
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| Got Acai, cheap software, reset my password w/ my broker, was emergency & am getting $2.5MM from a Nigerian. I Luv email. |
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| Drinking "Smart Water". Does that make me stupid for paying for bottled water? |
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| Programming is like a game of chess. You must anticipate every move of the users and the systems you interact with. #quote - Scott Kravatz |
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| How do they get so many followers? If you have Microsoft Excel you can do it to. http://bit.ly/8yIFE |
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| There are always setbacks. Happiness is dusting yourself off and getting back up. #quote http://Twixcel.com |
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| Use Bendford's law to detect fraud when dealing with numbers - http://bit.ly/FbUTf |
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| You can't spend your way out of problems you must produce your way out of problems #quote -Gerald Celente |
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| If your not reaching a goal, benefit of not reaching it is more than benefit from reaching it - Scott Kravatz #quote http://twixcel.com |
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| There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.#quote |
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| Don't say "I Can't" say "I Can't, Yet" #quote - Scott Kravatz - http://Twixcel.com |
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| Microsoft #Excel Tip: Press Ctrl-F6 to switch to next Excel open window http://ExcelProgrammers.com |
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| Escalator etiquette: Keep to the right if you're not walking up the escalator. |
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| An indiviual's or corporate culture's courage is equal to the number of times they've failed - Doug Hall - #quote http://tinyurl.com/nm3nxz |
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| Windows tip: Press Ctrl-A to select All - from http://ExcelProgrammers.com |
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| Crazy people r remembered. Unique people r remembered. Want 2b remembered? Act crazy or be unique. #quote Scott Kravatz - http://Twixcel.com |
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| When a #problem comes along, you must whip it - #Devo #quote http://tinyurl.com/23y3vd |
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| Person who gets job is not the most qualified, just the best at sales. Treat job search like a sales call #quote SK http://Twixcel.com |
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| Learning is about making 100's of mistakes, learning from them and correcting them #quote - Scott Kravatz - http://Twixcel.com |
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| It is not the strongest that survives, nor the most intelligent. It's the ones most responsive to change - Charles Darwin #quote twixcel.com |
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| Improve #productivity, use computer without using the mouse and learn the shortcuts. User Enter key instead of clicking - http://Twixcel.com |
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| Shorten schedules and deadlines to force focused action and prevent procrastination. #quote Timothy Ferris - http://tinyurl.com/nmumg8 |
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| I just bought Smart water. Does that make me stupid? |
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| Microsoft Excel Tip: Press Ctrl-K to add a hyperlink in a cell. #shortcut #productivity |
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| The person who get the #job is not necessarily the most qualified, just the best at sales. Treat your job search like a sales call |
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| Found a great lawyer. But you'll have to sue me to find out her name. |
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| Microsoft #Excel Tip: to find the number of characters in a cell A1 use formula =Len(A1) |
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| Show me someone who hasn't failed and I'll show you someone who isn't living life to the fullest - D Hall #quote - http://tinyurl.com/nm3nxz |
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| From "Good to Great" - an A&P store manager said "We not only had dirt, we had dirty dirt". http://tinyurl.com/kvofr4 |
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| Microsoft Excel Tip: To sum up a column of numbers press Alt = |
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| If it doesn't work, don't say "It should work!" Say, "What did I do wrong?" or "How can I work around this?" Quicker way 2 solve problems |
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| Preplan your demos and don't go away from your script. Odds are that if you do, demo will screw up |
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| Time is your most precious resource. Once it's gone you can't get it back. Try not to waste it |
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| The solution to fear is preparation |
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| If the guy from the #HBO show #Hung goes in the pool, what happens? |
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| Thinking about how Marc Almond predicted #MJ's death, in his song Fail the Idol from Fantastic Star http://tinyurl.com/nvy7sc |
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| Great customer service can be created by keeping track of bad customer service experiences you have and doing the opposite. |
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| Microsoft #Excel tip: To sort more than 3 columns do the following. Say you want to sort on cols A, C, F, B, then just sort on B, then A C F |
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| Microsoft #Excel Tip: If you need to lookup a value in another sheet use the VLookup function. Match and Indirect can also be used to do it. |
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| Who took the God out of God Bless You? |
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| I'm smart enough to know that I'm not that smart. #quote |
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| Am I stupid for buying "Smart Water'? |
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| Twitter Tip: View the Public timeline: http://bit.ly/yfYw1 |
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| Windows Shortcut: Use the Enter key instead of moving mouse and clicking a button. Use the Esc key to close dialogs. |
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| Windows Shortcut: Minimize all windows by pressing 'Windows key' and 'D'. Press again to restore. Key betwn Ctrl and Alt on lower left |
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| Free Software to record you computer interactions for training, demos or other usage at http://www.camstudio.org |
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| If you do what you've done, you'll get what you've got. |
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